On DC Bromances

Man, how about that Arlen Specter and Barack Obama? Huh? They're really into each other since Arlen decided he was "batting for the other team." NTTAWWT. S

Still, they've been caught canoodling in public and we think its only a matter of time before they move on to something more serious.

Breaking: Politico Editors Choking On Cock

I mean, its really in there. Boy-howdy. I'd suggest somebody trache them but I figure it would count as assaulting the President.

Holy SHIT!

My pants are filled with shit. MY Shit. Its like the apoopalypse down there.

Also, I can't stop smearing it under my nose.

Why, oh why, did I shit myself so fucking much?